PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT "Um" CONFUSION NOVELTY GLOW HAND SOAP-4 oz JUST BUBBLY

Description: PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAP by JUST BUBBLY"IT'S ELEMENTARY" 123 Um [The Element of] CONFUSION GLOWS IN THE DARK--GREEN! (See 3rd photo. What? The "glow" photo is the 2nd one? Since when? The "glow" photo has ALWAYS been 3rd! Now I'm confused!)(Powered by harnessing that surge of confused energy, released as you smile and talk nicely to someone whom you really can't stand! Glows even brighter every time a 23 year old blinks 3 times and suddenly realizes that time has passed and that he is now a senior citizen...THAT'S CONFUSION!!! Oh wait...maybe this was the part about the FDA-approved cosmetic-grade non-toxic glow powder!!!) HypoallergenicDoes not clog pores!Meets Vegan StandardsLightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS...but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)Never tested on animals...well, besides humans...and they pass the test! 2 3/4" X 2 3/4" X 1" thick--4 ouncesEach Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8" X 3 3/8" X 1 1/4")GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life...or YOU!Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or "interesting" words and messages!COLLECT THEM ALL...or as many as are available, so far!New elements being added...occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!) For good, CLEAN Science fun!(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!) Notes for the Science Geek:Each Soap displays the Element's...Atomic Number--123Symbol (abbreviation)--UmProper Name--The Element of ConfusionAtomic Weight--230Ground State Electron Configuration--?, ?, ? ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:Life is confusing enough so we're not going to try to make it any worse for you...yeah, right! It is safe to say that there is NOT any CONFUSION in the ingredients (as shown in the last photo), so this is NOT a bar of soap made from pure CONFUSION! Just the same, good luck making sense of any of it. It's really quite simple. There are 118 elements that make up the Periodic Table, of which this is element # 123, with an atomic weight of less than element #122, which had to be bumped from THAT position when a new element was invented to sit there, with an even higher atomic weight. Thus, CONFUSION reigns supreme. Got it? No? Confused? PERFECT! I think my work here is done. That will be $12.95. OH! You still want the soap? We charge extra for THAT!!! IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos...obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, "blemishes" on the lettering (or "missing" letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (That's also why I took the "angle" photo...to show a different perspective that can allow such "issues" to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!) STOCK UP! SOAP UP! SAVE!If/when purchasing multiple ELEMENT SOAPS (whether of the same ELEMENT or a variety/mix) to be sent in the same order, you WILL receive a refund of $1.00 for each additional soap, after the first. (International buyers MUST use the shopping cart feature to make a single payment for ALL or we can NOT offer/honor this!) For an even BETTER deal, depending on how many you might want or need, please click HERE. These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $12.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

Price: 12.95 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2025-02-05T07:01:16.000Z

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